Fort Troff Trench Rider

At Fort Troff, butt licking is a daily drill. For that reason, we designed the heavy-duty Trench Rider. This product is for SERIOUS spit shiners. It starts with our super-duty industrial toilet seat that provides SOLID comfort and open-end EZ access. Underneath, you’ll find a ballistic nylon pillow for the hungry hole muncher. The Trench Rider is equipped with 4 height settings and is securely planted on 4 big GRIPPY silicone feet. There’s NO better tactical tool for under-the-belt maneuvers.